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Anyway... Off to bed, shout tomorrow!

Xxxx

Oh my fucking god!!!! I am finally back in london! This holiday was just a little bit too much. *yawn*

I hate the countryside but today was rather fun

Contemplating wheather i should go out tonight or not tonight , most likely i will

Lalalalala im so bored and drunk a usual XD holiday is boring but the alchohol is good

My holidat us going great although i miss london like crazy!!!!

what is the best way to scare a lesbian crow? With a scare crow ... with a PENIS! :O

*yawn* todays my lazy day in, i truly cant be bothered with doing anyting what so ever *yawn*

Omg thats whats his name?!!!! Mine is called Martini :)))))

Xxx

So i get home after i stepped in vomit and what do i find? Mommy and daddy have bought me a brand new Pomerian !!!!

Oh my gaga!!!! I just stepped in vomit on the dlr and i think i will vomit and cry because i have to throw away my shoes!!! *cries*

My iphone is alive btw lol thank you for asking jeg069

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Dont you find it amusing when your ex decides to call and say ' hey what do you say we go for coffee?' after he cheated on you with his ex.

Why is iy so famn hot!!!! I hate it!!! *cries*

Oh nooo! my whole social life has been lost now all my contacts on my phone book, all my contacts on Whatsapp, all the rest of my contacts!

what the fuck!!!!!! my iphone just got a virus and now it erased all my data!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!???!!! this is not happening!!!!!!

A year and a half later who would have known that we would make it this far just to put it all to rest?
Its alright i guess i was wrong :)

Omg the new yo! Sushi on market pkace street has like the most amazing toilet in the entire world!!!

Arnt cigarettes the best ever murder machine invented since alchohol!!!??